Dormeia's gender-bender potion

Dormeia's gender-bender potion is an alteration potion invented by Dormeia of Martiris in 1350.

The potion was invented with mischief in mind, it is meant to put the drinker into an awkward situation. Dormeia claims that this effect is especially humorous when applied to a "buff dude".

The color of the potion depends on the observer. To men it looks pink, to girls it looks blue and to genderless individuals the bottle seems to be empty.

The potion resembles a classic gender-swap alteration potion, but lacks expensive ingredients like dew of managrass. These ingredients were left out on purpose, to make the effect only temporary.

At the end of the potion recipe, Dormeia reminds the brewer to "not use it wisely, else you wouldn’t be having any fun now would you?".

Recipe
The recipe requires the following ingredients:


 * 3 ƒ℥ filtered candleshrub berry juice
 * 7 ♏︎ midnight amalgam
 * 1 ℈ emetic tartar
 * 3 ƒ℈ urine
 * 6 ℥ lycandoe antler meal
 * 3 ♏︎ blood
 * 1 ♏︎ antimony
 * 2 ƒ℈ squished Kotanan marksmen

The recipe requires the following steps:


 * For starters, mix the midnight amalgam, antimony and blood together, let that sit for a while.
 * In the meantime, take a round bottom vial and put the candleshrub berry juice in it. Start heating it up till it’s lukewarm.
 * When the juice is warm, dissolve the emetic tartar in it. Keep swirling it until it is completely dissolved.
 * Now add the urine and let it steep for a few minutes.
 * Add the amalgam mixture to the vial and start boiling the whole affair.
 * After boiling it for 10 minutes, put it off the heat, add the lycandoe antler meal and the squished Kotanan marksmen and set it aside in a dark cupboard or such.
 * Let the mixture ferment until the lycandoe antler meal has completely dissolved. This should take about a week.
 * Now filter the liquid thoroughly, make sure there is no amalgam or rotten marksman left in the bottle.

Trivia
The potion has not been tested on genderless individuals. Dormeia does not recommend trying this as it may have unknown, severe adverse effects.